smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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