"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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