i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Green mimosas i think yes
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
