why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
