I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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