he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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