so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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