Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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