I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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