But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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