i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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