lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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