I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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