pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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