Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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