She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think your dad took our porno
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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