CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
