what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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