Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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