why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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