have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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