Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
as a side note pls kill me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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