I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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