So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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