Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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