absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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