she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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