I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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