Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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