Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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