Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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