Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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