we're blogging at a bar
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish you could order shots online.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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