Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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