i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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