my soul wont recognize me after tonight
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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