Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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