she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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