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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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