Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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