Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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