We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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