OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
