Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
