i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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