so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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