Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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