This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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