that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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