The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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