Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
