i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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