He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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