no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
