I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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