I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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